Issue 9
SHABBAT GROUP TIMES April 17, 2026 BREAKING NEWS! WRITING CONTEST THIS WEEK Today is the first SGT writing contest. As you may know, the winner…
PRAYER REQUESTS
Hey everybody! We would like to ask that you pray for one or more of these people during your prayer time. They are currently suffering with loss or pain. Thank…
SUPERDUDE’S REVENGE
Sequel to Superdude and the Amazing Heroes, Superdude’s Revenge is funny, fast-paced, and action packed. SUPERDUDE’S REVENGE After ants took over the world, they built large dirt mounds in honor…
SUPERDUDE AND THE AMAZING HEROES
Read this short comedy by Merrilee Warren! SUPERDUDE AND THE AMAZING HEROES Superdude was an awesome superhero. He was Superman’s barber’s dog walker’s nephew’s sister’s best friend’s third cousin twice…
THE SHEPHERD AND HIS SHEEP
Below is an amazing poem written by Gabby Carriere, age 18. It is probably the best poem ever. The Shepherd and His Sheep (Luke 15:4-7; Matthew 18:12-14) High on a…
WATER APPARENTLY “NOT WET”
According to Elliott Garrett, age 9, water is actually not wet. Apparently it just makes stuff wet somehow. Elliott insisted that rain is not wet. Of course if Elliott said…